Episode 138: Your Funniest Foreplay Fails

Pillow Talks

Vanessa & Xander Marin

Health & Fitness, Sexuality

4.8 • 2.2K Ratings

🗓️ 11 January 2024

⏱️ 56 minutes

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Summary

We asked you to share your funniest foreplay fails, and you REALLY delivered! Today we’re sharing the dangers of jalapeños, why you shouldn’t chew gum during oral, and some bad Cosmo advice about armpits!

But we couldn’t leave it at just your stories; we had to include some of our funniest fails as well. Trust us, you definitely want to hear what happened the very first time Vanessa ever gave someone a blowjob, and the time Xander didn’t really make it to foreplay…

If you want to avoid your own foreplay fail, we’re also sharing our #1 resource for having the best foreplay experience of your life!

Links & Resources:

Guide: The Foreplay Guides

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0:00.0	I swear it must have been about 10 queefs. We were laughing so hard we were crying and clearly the
0:05.9	mood was killed. Then he says to me, was it the turkey we had for dinner tonight?
0:10.7	Oh God! So I got... Oh buddy.
0:14.0	Hello and welcome to the Pillow Talks
0:19.0	podcast. We're your host Vanessa and Zand. Hello and
0:25.0	I'm just a regular dude.
0:30.0	We're your host Vanessa and Zander Marin.
0:25.0	I'm a sex therapist with over 20 years of experience.
0:28.0	And I'm just a regular dude.
0:30.0	We share the ups and downs in our relationship
0:32.0	while giving you step-by-step
0:34.0	techniques for improving yours.
0:36.0	Make sure you subscribe for your weekly double date full of totally doable sex
0:40.0	tips, practical relationship advice, hilarious and honest stories of what really goes on behind
0:46.1	closed bedroom doors and so much more.
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