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TBTL: Too Beautiful To Live

Episode #1353: Fast Food Strike

TBTL: Too Beautiful To Live

TBTL

Comedy, Leisure

4.82.4K Ratings

🗓️ 30 May 2013

⏱️ 55 minutes

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Summary

Seattle's fast food workers go out on strike, and Luke wonders if it's a good or a bad thing.

Transcript

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0:00.0

So you can say as much as you want, but you can't say the name of the celebrity or any part of their name got it. Yeah, yeah, we got it

0:06.3

We're gonna be so gonna be

0:08.0

Oh, why don't you start the time this one and be amazed and go

0:14.6

Okay, this guy E equals MC square Albert Einstein. Yes, that is correct. Wait. That's easy. Hello. Okay. This is this is the

0:21.6

Determination

0:26.4

Are you talking to me?

0:31.0

This version of it pretend to be straight, but he's really gay

0:38.0

Uh, he is

0:40.0

Excuse me. He's living a little bit of loka

0:45.0

It's easy

0:48.4

Latin pop star. I'm not a Latin pop star. No, you're not. It's not you

0:54.8

He bangs he bangs. Oh Ricky Martin. That is correct

1:00.0

I wrote that one too

1:07.0

Oh, you gotta keep the seat down, girl. Not too much to ask to keep a seat down

1:13.6

Soak and wet

1:16.6

Urban bags soak and wet all tonight is going to be fun. You're probably thinking how could it possibly be fun

1:26.0

No one's thinking that

1:28.0

I kind of was

1:31.5

Why are we laughing? You're not even a man

1:33.7

You're like an early draft of a man where they just sketched out a giant mangled skeleton

1:39.4

But they didn't have time to add details like pigmen or self-respect some people might think I should await it

1:44.2

Well, you know what I don't give a shit. I was hungry. I wanted a sandwich and a story our apologies

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