What are you on the words of wisdom? What about for all the other kids trying to learn how to ride their bike? Can you say anything to them?

Everybody, I know you can believe in yourself. If you believe in yourself, you will know how to ride a bike. If you don't, you just keep practicing.

You won't get to hang over it, I know it. If you keep practicing, you won't get to hang over it. Again, you can get better and better at it. If you get it, if you do it.

Give me some thumbs up. Signs up, everybody. We're walking along.

T-B-T-L.

It's a P-A-R-T-Y because I said so.

All right, let's do an honest sound check. Test test, one, two. I disappointed my parents, two, two. Testing, one, two bad career choice, one, two, one, two.

Anyone have a couch, I can sweep on, two, two. One, two. Dream spading, test, test. One, two. I think we're good.

Despite the fact that your little girlfriend gave me the stinkie in our class yesterday.

She's your treat is not my girlfriend, right? And I doubt that she gave me the stinkie. That's just the way her face looks, you know? That's just her face.

I'm playing Hitler, but he's a young Hitler, and he's got a rock and body. It's called Hotler.

It's too early to get a drink. No!

Never too early for a well-made organic bloody marry. You get your vitamins from the tomato juice, and the celery gives you your fiber.

And the vodka helps you with your root first day in the morning, which is healthy.

I feel, I feel, I feel, I feel happy of myself.

Well, he's not the only one right here right now on this Wednesday afternoon edition of TBTL.

This is the show that just might be too beautiful to live.

Oh, Ma, Pa, it's just beautiful.

My name is Luke Burbank. I'm your host. I see Andrew Grimissig.

I think that was pretty balanced. I don't think that that was hot at all as far as levels go.

This is episode 1,352 in a collector series.

Well, I guess I just have my first taste of the filthy side of this business.

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