Episode 135 Ryan Broems Talks About The Service Industry
The Perfect 10 Podcast w/Lahna Turner
All Things Comedy
4.4 • 603 Ratings
🗓️ 10 August 2016
⏱️ 43 minutes
🧾️ Download transcript
Summary
On this Episode of The Perfect 10, Ryan Broems talks about being on the show Love At First Kiss and crappy service industry jobs
Transcript
Click on a timestamp to play from that location
| 0:00.0 | Hey guys, it's Lana Turner. You're listening to The Perfect Tem Podcast. Thank you so much for joining me and my lovely guest today, Miss Nikki Watts. Hi. And Mr. Ryan Brooms. Hello. And Aaron's on the board. Hey guys. How's everybody doing today? Good. Slight heartburn. Heartburn from what? I don't know. When I went to say hello, I kind of had that little like reflux thing happen. Oh, I would never have noticed if you hadn't brought it up. |
| 0:01.9 | Thanks, Ryan. |
| 0:02.6 | You're welcome. |
| 0:03.4 | Wow. I don't know. When I went to say hello, I kind of had that little, like, reflux thing happened. |
| 0:21.2 | Oh, I would never have noticed if you hadn't brought it up. Thanks, Ryan. |
| 0:23.7 | You're welcome. |
| 0:24.5 | Wow. That's, it's a riveting beginning to this week's podcast. |
| 0:29.5 | Yeah, yeah, and I didn't even eat today. So it's just the air gave me heartburn. That's where I'm at in life. |
| 0:33.7 | It might be from something you had yesterday. |
| 0:36.9 | Yeah, possibly. Gross. On that note. Chinese food, bro. Oh, yeah, because of pickups, are you eating? Are you eating in the restaurant where you're working now? It's the only time I get to eat. Really? Yeah, for like two paychecks, I'm going to have zero money, so every time I eat it's got to be there. What do you mean two pay? Zero money have to pay for your car I have to pay rent oh well for car and I didn't like that either yeah so back rent yeah like I have a paycheck in my backpack that I can cash at 2 p.m. once I do that all that money goes straight to him so two more weeks of poverty okay so two weeks and then you're caught up on rent. Yeah, yeah. Oh, that's good, |
| 1:11.3 | though. You're getting caught up, which is great. Yeah. And you have food because you're working in a restaurant. Exactly. So they were like, they'll feed you. Yeah. They're cool about that. I do the Oliver Twist thing. I pout a little bit, you know, tell them about my plights, and then at the end of the they give me like a pound of chicken. |
| 1:08.5 | What? |
| 1:09.2 | Yeah. |
| 1:09.8 | That's awesome. |
| 1:10.6 | Yeah, it's not the best quality chicken. |
| 1:11.9 | I'll definitely get cancer, but. about my plates and then at the end of the night they give me like a pound of chicken. What? |
| 1:27.7 | Yeah. |
| 1:28.3 | That's awesome. |
| 1:29.2 | Yeah, it's not the best quality chicken. I'll definitely get cancer, but for the time being, I'm fed and I'm happy. It's like the tumors off the chicken. Yeah. You can have this. Yeah, yeah. There's a slight crunch to every bite. That's nice to give you free food. Some places don't. Yeah. |
| 1:24.3 | Oh, believe me, I know. |
| 1:25.3 | No, I worked, the only job I've ever been fired from straight up like you're fired |
| 1:28.8 | get out. That's nice to give you free food. Some places don't. Yeah. Oh, believe me, I know. No, I worked. |
... |
Please login to see the full transcript.
Disclaimer: The podcast and artwork embedded on this page are from All Things Comedy, and are the property of its owner and not affiliated with or endorsed by Tapesearch.
Generated transcripts are the property of All Things Comedy and are distributed freely under the Fair Use doctrine. Transcripts generated by Tapesearch are not guaranteed to be accurate.
Copyright © Tapesearch 2026.

