Episode #1341: Life Lessons With The Mummy
TBTL: Too Beautiful To Live
TBTL
4.8 • 2.4K Ratings
🗓️ 14 May 2013
⏱️ 72 minutes
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Summary
Luke's pal The Mummy swings by to talk about Karaokegrass, life in the Earth Ship, and a homeless retirement.
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| 0:00.0 | The drug was administered in a drink of water given at the start of each day's exercise. |
| 0:05.0 | 25 minutes later, the first effect of the drug became apparent. |
| 0:10.0 | The men began to relax and to giggle. |
| 0:13.0 | 50 minutes after taking the drug, radio communication had become difficult, if not impossible. |
| 0:19.0 | One hour and 10 minutes after taking the drug, with one man climbing a tree to feed the birds, |
| 0:25.0 | the troop commander gave up, admitting that he could no longer control himself or his men. |
| 0:32.0 | He himself then relapsed into laughter. |
| 0:35.0 | TVTN! |
| 0:40.0 | Ladies and gentlemen, at this time we ask that you please rise. |
| 0:44.0 | All I can tell you is this. Eighth isn't as wrong. There's no hell, it's your afterlife, |
| 0:50.0 | meaning that the very worst evil's in us come out. You can see it in common. |
| 0:55.0 | Did you know we were in the presence of a bona fide racist? |
| 0:58.0 | That's the latest thing, isn't it? Everybody's a racist! |
| 1:00.0 | Well, I wouldn't break my arm, petting myself on the back if I were you. |
| 1:04.0 | Because get this towel boy, no matter what you think, you'll always be a crude, obnoxious, |
| 1:10.0 | newvo reach little flea. I gotta roll to my plate man, I'm learning to use the toilet, |
| 1:14.0 | I'm learning what shapes are. I spent half an hour laughing at my own feet yesterday. |
| 1:18.0 | It's a shameful, shameful day! |
| 1:20.0 | That's reality. Can't use this. |
| 1:25.0 | Yeah, you better get used to a Tuesday afternoon edition of TVTL. This is the show that just might be too beautiful to live. |
| 1:31.0 | It's like I'm walking on sunshine. |
| 1:35.0 | Yes, we are right here in beautiful Seattle, Washington this episode, 1,300, |
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