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Last Podcast On The Left

Episode 134: Alien-Human Hybrids

Last Podcast On The Left

The Last Podcast Network

True Crime, Comedy, Society & Culture

4.653.3K Ratings

🗓️ 17 February 2015

⏱️ 63 minutes

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Summary

In what is possibly our most coherent alien episode, we discuss the vast alien conspiracy to breed with humans in an attempt to slowly replace homo sapiens with homo alienus, thereby continuing their sterile species while giving themselves access to our 3D world because as you all know, they're sorta stuck in the fourth dimension.

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0:00.0

There's no place to escape to.

0:03.0

This is the last talk.

0:05.0

On the left.

0:07.0

Why are you playing your glitz?

0:09.0

That's when the cannonball some started.

0:12.0

What was that?

0:17.0

It took me many years to realize it, but I...

0:21.0

I will admit I...

0:23.0

I was raped by that grace.

0:27.0

Is that Willie Stryver?

0:28.0

Willie, is that you?

0:29.0

I hate to admit it.

0:31.0

I don't want to outwardly say it in front of my family, but...

0:36.0

Yeah, matter of fact, I was raped by them.

0:40.0

The scar tissue is, let's say, still uncomfortable.

0:44.0

Well, you didn't call your entire family together because you told them you had a very special announcement to make.

0:48.0

I wanted to say I cannot make the annual trip to Six Flags because the drive itself is a seven-hour drive

0:57.0

and the build-up scar tissue on my anus, on my rectal.

1:03.0

So the kids are going to leave now.

1:05.0

All the kids just get on that with Willie.

1:07.0

It's uncomfortable and there must know the visitors are trying to help us.

1:11.0

Your grandpa Stryver had a little bit of grandpa's medicine, so...

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