Episode 133 Nikki Gets Invited To A Swingers Club

The Perfect 10 Podcast w/Lahna Turner

All Things Comedy

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4.4 • 603 Ratings

🗓️ 27 July 2016

⏱️ 40 minutes

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In this hilarious episode of The Perfect 10, host Lahna Turner and Nikki Wantz talk about swingers clubs and STDs. Nikki goes into getting a friend with benefits and how is was just so wrong it couldn't be right. The ladies talk about what they want out of relationships, and realize that sometimes what you think you want you don't want at all. Is Nikki going to go down the rabbit hole into the sex fest? Tune in RIGHT NOW!

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0:00.0	Hey, guys.
0:09.0	I'm Lana Turner.
0:10.0	You're listening to the Perfect Ten podcast.
0:12.0	And with me is Miss Nikki Wants.
0:14.0	Hi.
0:15.0	And Aaron, I'm going to mess up your last name, Von.
0:19.0	Brengarde.
0:20.0	It's always so hard. German names are so hard for Jews to say. Yeah. Yeah. As a Jew, I just can't quite spit it out. It's like a car hitting a wall. Brunggart. Brungart. Brungart. You want to say that and you want to be like drinking like, ha like you want to have smashing something with a hammer
0:38.6	yeah yeah oh bronchard yeah it's very german hammer yeah uh you wait then you didn't have any
0:46.9	nazis in your past no no nazis no how dare you no my family's been here since like the 1870s. Oh, where did you ever live in like, were you? Chicago is where I'm from. What about your ancestors? Diordano's pizza is the best. I wasn't there long enough to have a real opinion. Oh, in Chicago. But, I mean, did your family since they immigrated like so long ago, would they come and establish one of those German communities? Like I'm thinking of in Fredericksburg. Yeah, probably in, like, Pennsylvania, yeah. Like one of those, like, where they still hold on to their German heritage and they have, like. Potentially, yeah, but it's, it's been so long. It's kind of been beaten out of it, I think. Versus my parents, my mom's side where it was like fresh. Fresh. Like she, my mom is first generation American. But no Nazis on that side. No, Polish Holocaust survivors. Oh, geez. My grandfather was a POW for five years. Oh, right. As a foreign, you know, as an enemy soldier to the Nazis. Because he was Polish. Yeah, he was in the Polish Army. Got it. Yeah, yeah. Yeah, I'm descended from like Russian, Polish Jews, but like we're right on the line. So sometimes it was Russia, sometimes it was Poland. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I'm sure there's some of that in my background as well.
2:01.5	Oh, my family's lucky, though, because all four sets of, what would it be two sets or whatever, my great, great, yeah, my great grandparent, great, great, I don't know, great grandparents, whatever, left before World War II.
2:16.3	They were like, I think they were just like,
2:18.7	we're getting the fuck out of here
2:19.7	because things are looking a little crazy.
2:23.3	Yeah, I don't think my grandparents
2:24.9	had much of a chance at that.
2:26.7	To get away.
2:27.4	Yeah, yeah.
2:28.3	Sucks.
2:29.3	I'm like second generation.
2:30.6	Second generation.
2:32.5	Italian, German.
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