Episode 131: Matt Fontana talks about his prom - Part 2
The Perfect 10 Podcast w/Lahna Turner
All Things Comedy
4.4 • 603 Ratings
🗓️ 13 July 2016
⏱️ 32 minutes
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In part two of two for The Perfect 10 podcast, Lahna talks about prom experiences with Matty Fontana. Nikki was out today but Lahna has a fun time with Matt talking about LA life and goes down memory lane taking about aging, dating and the industry. Matt has an awesome story about getting the hottest girl in school.
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| 0:00.0 | Hey guys. You're listening to Perfect 10 Podcast. Thank you guys so much. I so appreciate you guys downloading and listening to this. And I'm so excited again to be sitting next to Maddie Fontana. Actually, we haven't left anywhere. We're just all sitting next to each other. But we were about to leave, and then we started talking, and I was like, we got to do another episode because this is just, we're talking. All right. So basically, you started giving some, no, no, it's interesting because you were giving these, like, really cool thoughts on, like, oh, I can't even, I can't, like like you start with a whole spoon and a bowl like |
| 0:40.2 | a vagina's like a bowl and a penis like a spoon soup it's like a bowl of soup a bowl of soup and a man's |
| 0:45.3 | penis is like a spoon and the more times the more spoons the more spoons that go in the bowl of soup there's just less soup left in the bowl in the |
| 0:57.7 | bowl and but the spoons never change unless there's something wrong with the soup and the |
| 1:03.0 | spoon might get a little blister or something right you put the wrong ball might get a little |
| 1:09.3 | scratch a little gumbo in that bowl. |
| 1:11.6 | Yeah, but it's more along the lines of like the double standards that people, it's a different way of thinking of a double standard, the way like a woman, if a woman has a lot of sex, as opposed to if a guy does. Um, I don't, I don't necessarily subscribe to my |
| 1:35.1 | spoon and bowl theory. Like it doesn't, it doesn't bother you if a, like, a woman has had a |
| 1:39.7 | bazillion partners. Like that doesn't enter it. I don't want to know about it you know what i mean i don't if it's |
| 1:45.8 | i don't i don't you know what you date somebody you're being too careful here i am i'm very |
| 1:53.3 | careful that i no i don't feel like you're verbalizing something like negative it's just an opinion |
| 1:59.1 | no yeah no i just just I've dated a few |
| 2:04.3 | girls that are like how many girls have you been with and I'm like that's not any |
| 2:07.8 | business I'm not telling you have you you've had a lot of partners I don't you've told |
| 2:13.1 | me some funny stories about I I I mean not yeah yeah I have been I'm not I'm not I'm not I'm not |
| 2:22.9 | I'm not hot up in that department but and your spoon is unaltered I don't think I |
| 2:28.1 | yeah I am deathly I am deathly afraid I am super paranoid about STDs oh my God So I'm like, I don't think I know what it feels like without having one on. |
| 2:38.0 | One. Really? I don't. I don't. |
| 2:41.0 | I don't remember. I've definitely done it without a condom, but I don't remember what it's like without a condom. |
| 2:48.0 | Because it's been so fucking long. |
| 2:50.0 | Really? You always use a condom. |
| 2:52.1 | Always. Always. |
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