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The Unexpectables

Episode 13 - Homeward Bound

The Unexpectables

Curtis "Takahata101" Arnott

Hobbies, Dnd, 5e, Drama, Leisure, Roleplay, Unexpectables, Comedy

4.81.1K Ratings

🗓️ 8 December 2017

⏱️ 166 minutes

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Summary

The Unexpectables finally make it home to the Sweet Dragon, but once again crossroads are reached.

Featuring Edward Bosco as Remy!

Transcript

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0:00.0

It is time for something comfortable.

0:07.0

It is time for the unexpected. Oh, What? When last we left our heroes, Panic the T-Fling Bard, Tast the Cobalt Ranger,

0:49.3

Borcky the Ork-Barberian, Grekel's the Kinku Rogue, and a new-found friend in Remy, the Kinku-Griffin Rider.

0:55.7

The party was making their way back to their home of Al-Lavast.

0:59.0

After a stop in Humbrak Village, a simple farming town, the party decided to help with the local problem.

1:04.6

The night prior to the party's arrival in the town, a hag had stolen away a baby from its

1:08.9

crib.

1:09.9

Determined to get the infant back, the party pursued the hag into a small bog, only to find the hag disarmed,

1:16.4

literally, and without the stolen baby and on death's door.

1:20.8

After negotiations and some revelations, Borky managed to finish off the hag with a solid

1:25.8

suplex.

1:29.0

After following the hag...

1:31.3

After following the hag's lead and the-sounded cry of a bleeding goat led the party to Ange,

1:38.0

a large creature tending to a flock of massive goats and the stolen baby resting in his palms.

1:44.0

With a peaceful deception and a few indulgences into Ange's food offerings, the baby was given

1:49.4

to panic by Ange, and the party left the creature to its goats. Now, making their way back through the swamp, back to Humbrak, the party strides forward.

1:59.0

I know, I've got a question for y'all.

2:02.0

What's that? You know, if I have a question for y'all. What's that?

2:04.0

You know, if I ever retire and I will someday,

2:07.0

I'm thinking I would like to live in a swamp.

2:10.0

Why?

2:11.0

Why?

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