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Last Podcast On The Left

Episode 129: O.J. Simpson

Last Podcast On The Left

The Last Podcast Network

True Crime, Comedy, Society & Culture

4.655K Ratings

🗓️ 17 February 2015

⏱️ 64 minutes

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Summary

In honor of the 20th anniversary of the infamous murders, we cover everyone's favorite hidden camera prankster O.J. Simpson as he jukes and jives his way through the heavy hitting Trial of the Century.

Transcript

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0:00.0

There's no place to escape to. This is the last talk on the left.

0:06.0

That's one of the cannonballs from started.

0:11.0

What was that?

0:13.0

Man, I tell you the only Bronco I like is a Bronco that you carve a fucking burger out of.

0:24.0

Oh, a horse?

0:25.0

You want a horse burger?

0:27.0

For some reason I thought a Bronco was like a bull.

0:30.0

No, no, it's a horse.

0:31.0

The Bronco is, it's a football team, the horse is the mascot.

0:34.0

Well, art isn't.

0:35.0

Okay, this is assumed, first of all, that most hamburger meat in the United States of America is already horse meat.

0:42.0

Which is legal, I believe.

0:43.0

Yeah, I mean, horses are good meat.

0:46.0

Sure, yeah, there's a fucking walk on around.

0:48.0

It's like you can't eat a car, but you can eat a horse.

0:50.0

Steerable meat.

0:51.0

Think about this.

0:52.0

As you know, you could have a car made out of fucking jerky, but if you're driving across the country and you run out of gas and you're stuck at a desert, you need your car.

0:59.0

That's what a horse is.

1:01.0

You want a jerky car and a horse is nothing but that.

1:04.0

Technically also, it's a cow-woyce car with a rug on the top of it that can be made into clothes if you need it to be.

1:11.0

And this is just how you see animals, huh?

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