Hey, buddy. How you doing? You look great. I just want to say that, you know, things are going well over here. It's really cold. We got snow on the ground, which is why I find it sort of ironic that you are wearing a little toboggan. That's what we call hats, knitted hats in the south. Tobogans. Some people think a toboggan is a thing that you sled on, which it can be, but in the South we call the hat toboggan. And you're wearing one right now. And you are in L.A., which is probably one of the warmest places in the country. Any thoughts? I am wearing a warm hat because it's a little cold in the apartment right now. It's actually a gray, rainy day. Ah, okay. It does rain in Los Angeles and not just gold coins from heaven after you sell the hottest

screenplay in all the land. It also just rains real water. And that's what we're dealing with today.

So it's a little gray and a little rainy and a little cool. And so, yes, John, I am wearing a little toboggan.

I'm wearing my little gray toboggan.

Oh, it looks good to me.

So that's all fun.

We're just having fun here on our podcast with our microphones and our headphones.

My name's totally spaced out.

My name is Kid Midas, the original Wave Rider.

And I'm joined by Long John Silver.

Hello.

How are you doing?

Well, I'm okay, but we do have to begin with something a little out of character for us,

and that is a public apology to a huge movie star.

The floor is yours.

Last week on this podcast called Election Profit Makers, which you're currently listening to,

I spoke out of turn about Keanu Reeves

in not one, but in two different ways. And I am here to publicly apologize because I cannot

afford to burn any bridges in Hollywood. So let me address these two misconceptions that I

inadvertently propagated last week, perpetuated

rather.

Mel Gibson, the hateful, sexist, anti-Semitic, homophobic fanatic, who in spite of all of our best

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