Hello and welcome to the Unitedauticast podcast, the one true chapter by chapter podcast going through a song of ice and fire one chapter a week.

I'm one of your host, Jeff, better owns Burnaby Fish.

And I'm your other host Emmett, better known as poor Quentin.

And welcome to the 127th episode of the Nauticast titled House of Leaves Part 2, an analysis of a clash of Kings, DeNaris 4 in which everything somehow, somehow gets weirder and scarier and trippier than last week.

I promise we're going to come back safe and sober, Jeff. I would never lie to you.

I appreciate that because I do not want to do the drugs because drugs I hear are very bad and we

should stay away from them at all costs. We will leave a trail of breadcrumbs behind us when we go

into the house of the undone. It's the only safe way to do it. Absolutely. So as always, this episode is brought to you by our not a small council.

Our hand of the king, wolf man, Zach, grand master timbob, troubleshooter of systems,

and designer of circuit boards.

Lord Commander the Kingsguard, Mark N.

Lord Travis, master of ships and ward of the waves.

Captored the war galley night wolf, the ship that stalks the seven seas, and wieler of the valerian steel trident summoner, the blade that brings the deep ones.

Sir Keith J. and wielder of the valerian steel trident summoner the blade that brings the deep ones sir keith jay master whispers lord philip the merciful master of laws archimaster june healer of the lesser poxes ragged michael ward of the north nelson the hammer prince of dragon scone scarlet the other red woman and mistress of whispers lord myca the quilled lion ward of the west herald the golden tooth master the banefort and the Tooth, Mastres, the Bainfort, and the Crackens B.

Lord James, the Jim that was promised, the high bearded of priest, Lord Jake Assistant,

to the Hand of the King, Ladies' Ian of Valerian, Sir Jack, Lord of Sir Arthur Dane,

and Prince Ragar,, Kelly, Warned

of East and Mistress of Old Bay of Crabbs, Stephen the Blue Winter Rose, Knight of High Garden,

Lady Stephanie, Lord Adamas, Lord Carlos, Lord Andrew the Restless, the priest to the drowned god,

the Kings Cook, Noli-Oli, Master of Canoli, Sir, Sorsadeadelica, low energy dent, true master of the bain fort, and true master of coin.

Lord Pension for nostalgia.

Queer Alex Rainbow Commander, the Adies and Gentle Dems.

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