I love the energy we're bringing to the show today just right off the bat. We are ready to go. We're both out in black. That's true. I'm dark. We're both not having a funeral day. I will say Darren locked in. She sat down. She's in a long-sleeved green shirt.

It's really nice embroidery across the chest. It's like my mom was like what is that because I never wear flair and I was like this is the max flare I would ever wear. You do a great job at when you do wear flair. It's just right. It's subtle. It makes a statement. What I wanted to say though is the shirt is bringing out your eyes in such a way. I'm going to actually take a picture. I know. Sorry guys. I'm ready. John I even await. Maybe Tersh. Maybe Tersh.

Maybe Charlotte. I know. But yes Darren I wanted to mention you just look so like I don't know there's just you have a vibe today. You know what I think spring has sprung. And I'm going to go or just to be a revert from that and go to the weather. There you go. Well yeah I decided to have a little color. I like it. Right before walking to the studio of course I was like you're not in black what's going on. What's happening? Yeah whenever we don't wear black people think they freak. They freak. But I'm in color today.

I'll have John take a little photo shoot. Yes we're going to do a portrait photo. He wants a little he wants a wallet size. And we're going to give him out to the company. You just reminded me I need to get my passport photo taken.

Anyways you could do the right downstairs. Yes and I just literally have had no time to run downstairs. Okay but the place is called it's easy because you know what is it really called that? It's easy. Yeah it's literally a call that. Hey good marketing. Before we get into the show. I will say we already have drinks. We do have drinks and you have yours Matt I guess tell us what you made them because I'm not going to get it.

It's just what you made them because it tastes like a man. Well I'll tell you this. I loved last week's drink so much the espresso martini so I went and got my own. And I'm going to have that today because it's nice and cold and it was in our fridge so let's let's drink that. Have you heard the sound effect Matt that it does.

Do it do it live on the thing. Yeah if you can't do it like Gina it's going to be so exciting. Well listen all she did was open it. All right here you go.

Oh my god. It's very dramatic. I don't know. No one else has ever figured out. I don't know. I was wondering what to do.

What's the phone? I have a little jingle. You can have a little or a program your own like spice girls. It's like you open it. It's like I did not need to bring that up.

Can we come one podcast without mentioning the things that John likes. Oh great. The layer is literally bleeping the red light. Listen I'm just humming it. The cane is coming across and dragging off stage. So John gets to drink apparently whatever he wants now. Thank you.

And what are we drinking today? Megan's already through it. It's strange because it does taste like a man had but it's not at all. It's not grody so it's okay.

One ounce of Jen one ounce of compari. One ounce of sweet or semi sweet red. Now it should have an orange peel and I do. Of course love orange peels. Right. I didn't have any oranges. So I can do that. I don't know. I'm not just ran out. So you hate it.

The thing about it is it's actually like I'm not into that. I'm not into Jen and I'm not into compari because of the aftertaste. It's just like so bitter to me. But like it tastes exactly how it tastes exactly how an agronish taste. I prefer vodka. I have an idea. Why don't I pour some of this espresso style martini into your drink. Oh let's come on. I'm like creating new one. Yeah. No I'll get through it because I care about my job. Oh and your job is to drink things you don't like.

He could literally show his current martinis and that's a job. Yeah. Right. As long as it doesn't have like Beledonna in it, then I should be okay. The way Matt just said is her job was hilarious to me. He had like he owns me. Yeah, he does in a sense. All right. Well let's get into this week's episode which let's just get it all out of the way. Let's just get it out of the way. The person that we're going to be talking about today. One of the people our name is Miranda Boob. Yep. Spell just like the body part.

And was this a request by you to talk about shockingly no. Okay. This wasn't and listen. I think that there's so many. Like it's just right with so many jokes that we could play but at the same time.

I feel like we don't love an easy joke here and it's still a serious case. So if you think that we're going to be cracking it like literally Matt was giggling to himself and we had to call his children in to be like Matt be mature or dead. And then he like had to stop. Like he was.

Literally less mature than his fucking children listen. Let's give a little behind the scenes here. Yeah. I even had to send an email. Yeah, he did. Guys listen. I know we have so many opportunities here. We are a high brow podcast. That's right. You only said half of the title of the fucking show. That's true. Well the show is called the story of Boob and Boob. Right. Boob and bots excuse me. One boob. Yeah. And what's funny is that through miscommunication Megan thought we were doing another case.

When John sent out this email to be like, Hey guys, like let's not. I know it's funny. But I'm going to make it was like. There's nothing really funny about the case that she thought we were going to do which we are going to do and not so I don't want to spoil it. But like literally it's the worst case ever. And I was like, there's not fuck or these guys. So she comes in and they were like, Oh, it's a different. She's like. Now it makes sense. So glad we cleared that up. We are not trying to be immature. We're just going to get through the case ends. And if you guys go at some of the words. That is your own. That is your. Yeah. That is your.

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