So guys I want to start today's episode off with some women slander.

Oh my god yes. My partner not only wanted me to go to a fucking kid's birthday party.

I mean, I kind of like the guy who's kid it is,

a kid's birthday party.

Yeah, okay, thank you for clarifying.

So quite, quite literally.

Are you late to sit child no no okay and she for oh my go

through this but it wasn't just as bad as that she forced me to wake up with a

semi-hangover on Saturday because the birthday for some

reason was starting at 12. Why don't children just stay up later, God fucking damn it. But no, jokes aside. And she forced me to wake up and drive halfway across the city

Because these parents are fucking wild barbarians that are making a birthday party in the

furthest corner of the town that they don't even live in and it's not even cheap like makes no sense but whatever after one hour worth of

They didn't think convenience you yeah one hour worth of traffic, 30 minutes worth of shower, 20 minutes worth of dressing up, the chief forced me to reput on some clothes because, you know, two hours worth of gooning.

A presentable in front of the kids. Yeah, probably 10, 15 minutes worth of gooning.

We arrived there, we opened the door, we walk in,

and it's filled with people we've never seen in our lives.

Oh my God. The lady lives. Oh, my God.

And the lady there is like, oh, hi, you might not be at the proper place,

like the mother of the kid that is celebrating their birthday there.

And the kid is a boy. And we're going to a first birthday. their birthday party

party of a girl and I'm looking at a girlfriend I'm like did we get the

do you like are you sure we're at the right fucking spot as we walk out? She starts laughing and she says

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