This is a passenger announcement. You can now book your train on Uber and get 10% back in credits to spend on Uber eats.

So you can order your own fries instead of eating everyone else's.

Trains, now on Uber. T's and C's apply. Check the Uber app. The Hello. We're in separate rooms. No, we've been divided. Well, I'll just clarify here. I'm working in Manchester and your home. It's not that we are separated because of any coronavirus reasons.

Ah yeah not because of that yet.

How's it how's your hand washing?

Oh obsessive obviously how about you? I feel like I'm amazing at washing my hands and do you know what the great thing is?

Because I've got horrible little hands I only need to sing happy birthday through once.

It doesn't take as long.

Yeah, isn't that awful little hands?

I'm really excited about Thursday because it is my birthday and I'm going to sing it to myself all day.

Hey, our friend Suzazapardi tweeted about the prospect of self-isolation being perfect for drifters.

Yes.

It's kind of a dream scenario for many people isn't it?

It is a thing and I wanted to talk this through with you. On one hand, I'm fine being sort of light-hearted about coronavirus and joking about it because what are you going to do?

Exactly.

You've got a laugh, haven't you?

Yeah.

Until it goes horrifically wrong and then you're last stop laughing.

This is thinking that on the other hand people don't always listen to each episode of this

podcast when it's released sometimes there are months and even occasionally years before people

listen to the episode.

And what if they're then listening to this when a fifth of the world's population has been wiped out?

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