Episode 123: Someone Explain To Me The Alien Alloys Before I F'ing Explode

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🗓️ 22 December 2017

⏱️ 63 minutes

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In-between preparing for next week's holiday break and organizing our game of the year lists, the Waypoint staff has been unable to shake this weird story from The New York Times that, seriously and soberly, suggests aliens are, uh, real?? With the rest of the Fake News mainstream media ignoring this extremely important story, it was time for Austin, Danielle, Rob, and Patrick to weigh in. Also, machine elves. MACHINE ELVES.

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0:48.0	Hello, hi, yes, hello.
0:50.0	We've all seen this, right?
0:52.0	This story in the New York fucking times about the Pentagon's $22.22 million dollar.
0:58.0	Oh shit, there might be aliens program.
1:01.0	We've all read it, we've all engaged with the evidence within the story written in part by two journalists who have won Pulitzer prizes for the New York fucking times.
1:10.0	That suggests, oh shit, there might be aliens.
1:12.0	Good, I'm glad we've all seen the story.
1:15.0	My question now is, what the fuck are we even doing right now?
1:18.0	How are we all just going about our work on a Monday morning after seeing the video, which was not taken by some yoga with the cell phone,
1:25.0	but by ultra-sophisticated systems of a super hornet, of an extremely weird flying object speeding through our skies?
1:33.0	How are we doing so after reading this testimonial from one of the pilots who encountered the object?
1:39.0	Those are the words of deadspins Tom Lay in a story titled, Someone explained to me the alien alloys before I fucking...
1:47.0	Wait, that's the URL.
1:49.0	Excuse me.
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