Episode 123 - Dick on Getting the Band Back Together
The Dick Show
Dick Masterson
4.7 • 1.3K Ratings
🗓️ 9 October 2018
⏱️ 167 minutes
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Summary
A cold bidet, Sean agrees to get the band back together for Road Rage: Nashville, body building, female empowerment, and moms I wouldn't like to f**k, penis knowledge is power and other forms of male dominance, a fat woman chews on a pen at the bank, Owen Benjamin plays piano for men and women and believes in the deep state, I believe all women, the Christmas season begins, Karl from "Who Are These Podcasts?" deconstructs The Best Debate in the Universe, I tell several tell comedy jokes and give Maddox a brilliant idea for his non-existent bonus episodes, Andy Warski calls in about Blaire White and the future of trolling, Dickels are back, fursecution is back, the Trumpkin hat is back, and the back of Sean's love pillow is a crew neck; all that and more this week on The Dick Show!
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| 0:00.0 | Okay, let's start this show. It's 1102. We got a lot, we got a lot to get through today. |
| 0:07.0 | Here we go. |
| 0:09.0 | Presenting. Dick. Yeah! |
| 0:25.0 | Welcome to Dick! |
| 0:29.0 | You want Dick, you love Dick, you need Dick, you got it! |
| 0:32.0 | This is the show where everything is a contest coming to you live from a mountain bunker deep in the heart of the city of failure. I'm your host. Dick Masterson, aka the 20 million dollar man voted America's Best Mexican. |
| 0:46.7 | With me as always a Sean and the audio engineer. |
| 0:48.5 | Ola de Kéel. |
| 0:50.2 | Hey, Bueno. |
| 0:53.0 | Buoy, that's it. |
| 0:54.0 | That's the end of my Spanish. |
| 0:55.0 | Okay, good. |
| 0:57.0 | They should teach, the first thing they should teach you in high school Spanish is how to say, |
| 1:00.0 | go away, I don't want to talk to you. |
| 1:02.0 | Because that's what you need to be able to say. |
| 1:05.0 | They should just teach you sick burns, you know? |
| 1:08.0 | Yeah. |
| 1:09.0 | Like they should, all of high school freshmen Spanish should be how to say Arnold Schwarzenegger's lines as Mr. |
| 1:17.8 | Fries in Batman Returns. |
| 1:20.0 | I never saw that one. |
| 1:21.0 | You never saw that one. |
| 1:22.2 | No, not that one. I think it's the best movie ever made. |
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