Episode 123: Anti-Masker Country Song

Very Really Good

Kurtis Conner

Comedy

4.9 • 8.4K Ratings

🗓️ 2 December 2020

⏱️ 57 minutes

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This episode is sponsored by inkbox! Check them out: https://inkbox.com/?utm_source=podcast&utm_medium=kurtisconner&utm_campaign=ad_4 This week, we talk about my gross cold sore, my superhero alter-ego, we look at THREE awful TikToks, some country songs, I give some advice; and so much more! Follow Me: https://www.instagram.com/kurtisconner/ https://twitter.com/kurtisconner #veryreallygood --- Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/veryreallygood/support

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0:00.0	Hey guys welcome back to the podcast. This is episode 123. Alright. Elephant in the room. Let's talk about it. I got a cold. Okay. I got an nasty fucking cold. So I'm at it. And it's so gross.
0:16.0	Disgusting. Alright. I got a little I got a little like band-aid patch. I think like a see-through like pimple patch type thing on it. And I feel like it's making it worse.
0:28.0	Like it's bringing more attention to it. But let's let's get all the let's get all the herpes jokes out of the way. You got herpes.
0:36.0	Uh, Curtis got herpes. Cur-cur-cur-cur-cur-curty guy. Herpes. So funny.
0:48.0	So funny guys. I've never had a cold so before in my life. This is the first one. And it fucking sucks.
1:00.0	Sucks. Sucks man. I get I'm getting kangar sores in my whole life. Like.
1:12.0	And I would much rather have a mouth full of fucking kangar sores than one cold sore. Because at least you can't see can only only my teeth can see kangar sores.
1:24.0	You know, only if I open my mouth and show you. Like it's just like it's just like me. That's just one person suffering. It's me. But with a cold sore, I'm suffering. And everyone else around me is suffering.
1:36.0	Because they got a look at this. I'm putting a breathe on it and shit.
1:44.0	You know, just been going at it and trying to get rid of it. Slowly going away. But fuck man. It's so annoying.
1:56.0	Like literally straight up. I mean, yesterday the scab was so big on my lip. Like right in the middle. It was like dark red right in the middle. I look like fucking.
2:06.0	What's is it princess fucking amadella. Yeah, Pat. I look like Padme Amadella.
2:18.0	When she, you know, you know, Natalie Bortman in a in the fans of menace.
2:26.0	When she has a fucking makeup on the white face and the red little slit in the middle. I was doing a fucking Padme Amadella cosplay.
2:42.0	I was fucking I would look like I look like Natalie Bortman, dude.
2:50.0	I was like with me with me with a cold sore. I look like Natalie Bortman. I walk by a mirror. I was like, well, hold on.
2:58.0	I might I thought I was I thought it was Curtis turns out I'm Natalie Portman. Natalie Portman.
3:06.0	It's my superhero name.
3:10.0	It's a oh my god. It's it's not Superman. No, it's not. Is it Batman? I don't think so. No, it doesn't look like Batman. Who is it?
3:26.0	And it's me with a fucking cold sore. And I show up. I'm like, it's me. Natalie Portman.
3:34.0	I didn't know I had that sound effect on there. It's Natalie Portman.
3:42.0	Now who's who need help? Who need help? Where's the crime?
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