Episode 122 - Dick on The Mustard Song
The Dick Show
Dick Masterson
4.7 • 1.3K Ratings
🗓️ 2 October 2018
⏱️ 170 minutes
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Summary
Throat sweats from the #Healstream, raising money for children's cancer, the all-knowing time-wizards at the FBI, tone police, why we believe all women, Peach's mustard song, the #Compliance movement, Modern Medusa reads the news, Tanner has his own Devil's Triangle, the hangover that never goes away, a woman in code, Peach says too much again, agreeing to the terms of cervix, and what happened to all the UFOs; all that and more this week on The Dick Show!
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| 0:00.0 | The only thing that's going to keep me going today is the show, I think. |
| 0:08.0 | You look like death warmed over and you still won't tell me what happened. |
| 0:12.0 | I feel like fucking death, man. over and you still won't tell me what happened. |
| 0:12.6 | I feel like fucking death, man. |
| 0:16.8 | I feel like I'm about 55. |
| 0:19.8 | I feel like I should be getting 25 cent coffee at McDonald's. Is that right? I feel like I should be getting 25 cent coffee at McDonald's. I feel like I qualify for |
| 0:25.3 | Social Security today. I feel bucking old, I feel old and I'm terrified at what hangovers are going to be like. |
| 0:33.0 | You know what I really think? |
| 0:34.0 | Keep all of this in. |
| 0:35.0 | This is what I really think happened. |
| 0:37.0 | I'm going to do the thing. |
| 0:38.0 | You got no chance. |
| 0:39.0 | I really think that at some point in your life you get a hangover and it never goes away. |
| 0:47.0 | Yeah, I'm getting this terrible suspicion. |
| 0:50.0 | It's probably like playing football in the NFL. |
| 0:52.0 | Where what? |
| 0:53.0 | After so many, like, your brain just never stops ringing. |
| 0:56.0 | Yeah, you're just like that the rest of your life. |
| 0:58.0 | You get your clock rung and it never gets unrung. |
| 1:00.0 | I think that that is, uh, I think that one day I'm going to get a hangover and it's never going to go away |
| 1:06.5 | Yeah, that's what I think it's gonna merge and because they get longer. Well, you have it just going to merge into one and that's what's wrong. |
| 1:15.0 | That's why old people are so pissed all the time. |
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