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And now let's dive right in. Hello, happy holidays.

I hope today's episode finds you basking in the holiday spirit

of whatever it is that you do or do not celebrate. I have a little announcement to make actually two announcements to make the first being that over the next two weeks I'm going to be spending a lot of time with my kids and my family because I am

officially announcing that we will be adding to our little humble home. We are

going to be adopting a little tiny golden doodle puppy. We met her yesterday and we get to take her home in two weeks.

She is fluffy and cute and cuddly and playful. She even peed and pooed and I didn't gag or dry heave, so I am pretty

damn sure this is what puppy love is. Her name is Scout Bader Ginsburg.

I am sure you are going to get to know her through rumblings in the background because I'm going to be the one training her.

I certainly do not want my little Ms. Bader Ginsburg

becoming a teen mom dog. Those are the dogs that make an appearance once and

then they quickly get shipped off to God only knows where because you

know one of the kids tries to hurt the dog or the dog is eating Cheetos off the floor.

Fair Abraham's daughter has been known to perhaps kill one allegedly.

You know what I'm saying.

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