Episode 121 - Dick on Unintended Consequences
The Dick Show
Dick Masterson
4.7 • 1.3K Ratings
🗓️ 25 September 2018
⏱️ 141 minutes
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Summary
My obsession with retaining walls, my dad stealing koi, I finally find the mysterious Wage Gap everyone is always complaining about, my violent ranting gets a beautiful woman off on Drunken Peasants, why diversity is a weakness, swing dancing, frozen yogurt for Hitler, the death of Fight Night 2, swing dancing, destroyed suits, Nick Rekieta interviews a pedophile and sends a real Cease and Desist letter to Maddox and Landau, Kaya Orsan from The Official Podcast defends his stalking charge, and an erotic squirting horror story from a real man; all that and more this week on The Dick Show!
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| 0:00.0 | I got an important shit to do today. You got I got fucking work to do today man. |
| 0:06.0 | Okay. I got work to do today. Dick Dick, Dick, Dick, Dick. Dick, Dick, Dick. |
| 0:14.0 | Dick. |
| 0:15.0 | Dick. |
| 0:17.0 | Ready. |
| 0:18.0 | Yeah! |
| 0:20.0 | Yeah! |
| 0:22.0 | Yeah! Welcome to Dick, you want Dick and E need Dick, you love Dick. You got it! |
| 0:26.1 | It's the only show where everything is a contest coming from, coming to you live from a mountain |
| 0:30.0 | bunker deep in the heart of the city of failure. I am your host Dick Masterson, |
| 0:34.0 | aka the 20 million dollar man. |
| 0:37.0 | Recently voted America's best Mexican. |
| 0:39.0 | Three weeks running. |
| 0:40.0 | Three weeks running. |
| 0:41.0 | With me, no one will ever top that. You think they're going to vote |
| 0:44.1 | another someone else, America's Best Mexican? First of all you can't... Well for the first week you |
| 0:48.8 | had it forever. I had it forever. You got to wait. I mean there's a statute of |
| 0:52.2 | limitations on that. It's not like a video game speed run where you could just challenge it to 10 seconds later. You gotta wait on that. With me as always is Sean the audio engineer. |
| 1:01.8 | Hello Dick. |
| 1:02.8 | Hey what's up buddy, man I am out of sorts. |
| 1:04.8 | Yeah, I am out of sorts. |
| 1:06.0 | My brain is divided. |
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