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Adrift with Geoff Lloyd and Annabel Port

EPISODE 120 - The one hundred-and-twentieth episode

Adrift with Geoff Lloyd and Annabel Port

Geoff Lloyd/Annabel Port

Comedy

4.91.6K Ratings

🗓️ 19 February 2020

⏱️ 38 minutes

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Summary

Garlicky hummus and cramp.

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0:00.0

May I have your attention please you can now book your train tickets on Uber and get

0:08.0

10% back in credits to spend on your next Uber ride so you don't have to walk home in the brain again.

0:15.0

Trains, now on Uber. T's and C's apply. Check the Uber app. The Hello!

0:45.0

I've got walked growing out my face, I didn't say about that.

0:49.0

You have not gone here.

0:50.0

Now luckily it's underneath my beard, but

0:53.0

the exact skin tags when I jumped on my legs.

0:56.0

Yeah, it's like part of my body back then.

1:00.0

It looked like the landscape of some strange alien planet. And now I've got one growing out of my chin it's

1:05.2

masked by my beard otherwise I'd look like a hag in the middle ages.

1:10.5

Have you been to the doctors about it?

1:13.0

I don't know. I thought I should just like hit it with the Bible or something.

1:17.0

Okay, yeah, sure that will do the trick.

1:20.0

Actually, that's brought back. I had, you've known me such a long time, you've seen some strange growths and ailments and things.

1:25.0

Many.

1:26.0

Remember, I had a ganglion once.

1:27.0

Of course, yeah, and that's what you're supposed to hit with the Bible, aren't you?

1:29.0

Yeah, and it's, people are very specific, you have to hit it with the Bible not not the

1:33.4

ill pages or whatever no no that can be the Quran the Torah has to be I don't know about the

1:38.6

tour I mean it's about half a Bible isn't it anyway so I don't know what I'm going to have to do now.

1:44.5

Tie some dental floss around. I don't know what you do with these things.

1:48.0

Frees it off with liquid nitrogen.

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