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🗓️ 19 February 2020
⏱️ 38 minutes
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| 0:00.0 | May I have your attention please you can now book your train tickets on Uber and get |
| 0:08.0 | 10% back in credits to spend on your next Uber ride so you don't have to walk home in the brain again. |
| 0:15.0 | Trains, now on Uber. T's and C's apply. Check the Uber app. The Hello! |
| 0:45.0 | I've got walked growing out my face, I didn't say about that. |
| 0:49.0 | You have not gone here. |
| 0:50.0 | Now luckily it's underneath my beard, but |
| 0:53.0 | the exact skin tags when I jumped on my legs. |
| 0:56.0 | Yeah, it's like part of my body back then. |
| 1:00.0 | It looked like the landscape of some strange alien planet. And now I've got one growing out of my chin it's |
| 1:05.2 | masked by my beard otherwise I'd look like a hag in the middle ages. |
| 1:10.5 | Have you been to the doctors about it? |
| 1:13.0 | I don't know. I thought I should just like hit it with the Bible or something. |
| 1:17.0 | Okay, yeah, sure that will do the trick. |
| 1:20.0 | Actually, that's brought back. I had, you've known me such a long time, you've seen some strange growths and ailments and things. |
| 1:25.0 | Many. |
| 1:26.0 | Remember, I had a ganglion once. |
| 1:27.0 | Of course, yeah, and that's what you're supposed to hit with the Bible, aren't you? |
| 1:29.0 | Yeah, and it's, people are very specific, you have to hit it with the Bible not not the |
| 1:33.4 | ill pages or whatever no no that can be the Quran the Torah has to be I don't know about the |
| 1:38.6 | tour I mean it's about half a Bible isn't it anyway so I don't know what I'm going to have to do now. |
| 1:44.5 | Tie some dental floss around. I don't know what you do with these things. |
| 1:48.0 | Frees it off with liquid nitrogen. |
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