Episode 120 - Dick on Earthworm Jim
The Dick Show
Dick Masterson
4.7 • 1.3K Ratings
🗓️ 18 September 2018
⏱️ 150 minutes
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Summary
I am mistaken for a woman at bar trivia, half-drinked Diet Cokes in the fridge, Doug TenNapel calls in to talk about Earthworm Jim, Attack of the Killer Tomatoes, the Jurassic Park video game, cuckery, lawsuits, gay marriage, and my fan art, Maddox confesses to Maliciously Prosecuting Asterios, "Tito, Tito, Tito", human suicide shields, the Liquor Limbo, Russian toaster cars, losing too much weight, Jamie news, and Facebook News turns one years old; all that and more this week on The Dick Show!
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| 0:00.0 | Henry Gondorf says, oh, Jamie, you so fine. |
| 0:05.0 | There you go. |
| 0:07.0 | Gee, not even a thank you. |
| 0:10.0 | Yeah, that was a polite giggle. |
| 0:14.0 | Thank you. |
| 0:15.0 | Yeah, okay, there you go. |
| 0:16.0 | That was a terrible sounding thing. |
| 0:18.0 | You've been in LA for two days and you're already a bitch. |
| 0:21.0 | Jesus. |
| 0:23.0 | Right. |
| 0:24.0 | The thing. |
| 0:25.0 | No don't upgrade. |
| 0:27.0 | Fuck you. |
| 0:28.0 | Dick. |
| 0:29.0 | Dick. |
| 0:30.0 | Dick. |
| 0:31.0 | He is Dick. |
| 0:32.0 | Dick. Dick, Dick, Dick. |
| 0:34.0 | Dick. |
| 0:35.0 | Dick. |
| 0:36.0 | Ready. |
| 0:37.0 | Yeah! |
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