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episodes, a special patron-only podcast, an exclusive behind-the-scenes content. It's remarkably lucky that you're alive right now.

I do hope you know that in whatever way you can.

That you know just how fortunate it is that you survived your little encounter for both of us.

I do wonder how much of it you'll remember, though. Really remember, that is.

Experiences like this, they tend to recede into the realm of the half remembered of dreams and nightmares.

And if the doctors are right about the extent of your injuries, it might be gone completely.

I do hope it's only the memory that's lost.

We need the rest of you here.

Your abilities, your obsession, your drive.

If any of this is going to work, then we need all you have to offer us.

I suppose we'll just have to wait and see, won't we?

Yes, wait and see what comes out of all of this.

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