Way down upon the Swanee River far, far away.

That's where my heart is yearning ever, home where the old folks stay.

Welcome to Florida men on Florida man with Greg, Wayne, Josh, and Cameron.

The podcast where Floridians discuss the legends, lure, and crazy stories that always seem to take place in Florida.

Listen, everybody, this is episode 119 at Jesus.

This is the first time that Joshua, who sits right across from me in the studio, decided to sketch me with a pin and paper.

That is a good-looking portrait of you.

I'd have to say.

I don't think it's accurate.

In the slightest.

It's hyper-realistic.

It's not, how is it?

I look like a, I know, I know.

The button nose really does it for me.

The button knows.

Okay, so just to kind of clarify something, I've been sitting here, and you know how I know

that this was a mean portrait?

Because the entire time, Josh is just like giggling at me.

Right.

While he's drawn in his little coloring book and licking his thumb for some reason.

I don't know what that was for.

I think that was for wind direction.

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