Episode 119 - Dick on Nachos on Dick
The Dick Show
Dick Masterson
4.7 • 1.3K Ratings
🗓️ 11 September 2018
⏱️ 157 minutes
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Summary
A 9/11 story to rule them all, fat women at the LA fair spill nachos on me, out of control snoring, forgetting your Leatherman, lost sunglasses and the time I got knocked out by a fish, #ComicsGate, when to ask for a girl's number, THOTs at sea and fisherman wisdom, Mundane Matt calls me a name I won't repeat, a news babe flakes, the big tiddy goth gf who destroyed Elon Musk, and erotic stories of failure and conquest from 9/11; all that and more this week on The Dick Show!
Transcript
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| 0:00.0 | Okay, let's start this show off. |
| 0:03.0 | Who's walking around upstairs? |
| 0:05.0 | Oh, hey! |
| 0:06.0 | Oh, what's up man? |
| 0:08.0 | Sit down, have a seat. Dick Dick Dick Dick |
| 0:14.0 | Dick |
| 0:16.0 | Ready |
| 0:17.0 | Yeah |
| 0:20.0 | Yeah Oh Ohh Oh. You want Dick, you need Dick, you love the dick. You got it! |
| 0:27.0 | The show where everything is a contest coming to you live from a concrete bunker deep in the heart of a mountain in the city of failure. |
| 0:33.0 | I'm your host Dick Masterson, aka the 20 million dollar man. |
| 0:36.0 | Whoops, with me as always is Sean the audio engineer. |
| 0:39.0 | Hello Dick. What's up buddy? |
| 0:40.0 | How you doing? |
| 0:41.0 | Pretty good. |
| 0:42.0 | Oh God. Better than you, dude doing. Oh God. |
| 0:43.0 | Better than you dude. |
| 0:44.0 | Better than me. |
| 0:45.0 | Way better than fucking me, man. |
| 0:47.0 | Calmer than you are. |
| 0:48.0 | I was doing good last night, my friend. |
| 0:51.0 | I'm sure you were. |
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