Take it easy.

Peace out.

I'm going to drop the mic.

Yo, fuckers.

What?

I'm done.

You can't end the show like that?

I just did.

I'm going to. Ladies and gentlemen, welcome to this week's episode of the Midlife Gamer podcast. Today is Sunday the 5th of December 2010, and you're listening to Episode 119.

My name is Darren Baldock. I am your host and joining me, as always the beautiful, beautiful man. My bro, Mr. Matthew Moore. How are you, sir? Pretty good. Pretty good on this lovely Sunday night. It's 8th. It's day 5 of December. So have you opened up your fifth day of the advent calendar? No, I don't do advent calendars. Oh, matey. I haven't got one either, I must admit. Is you not? No. If you had an awesome advent calendar, what would it be? Because it wouldn't have to be chocolate. Just think beyond chocolate. What, something to actually receive? Yeah. Within every little compartment. Hmm. You know what? I couldn't even tell you, but I will think, I will think on that.

I will pour it back. Okay. Brilliant. Yeah. That worked well, didn't it? I thought you were going to start talking about cock rings or something like that. No, no, no, no, no, no. It'd be a fucking big advent calendar, a big heavy one. Oh, here we go. The rattles. here we go

ladies and gentlemen

we're here to talk

about games as usual

which we sometimes

digress off into other Oh, here we go. The rattles. Here we go. Ladies and gentlemen, we're here to talk about games as usual.

We do sometimes digress off into other avenues, should we say?

I think that's fair.

So let us begin.

Matthew, have you been playing any games this week?

And if so, please start talking now.

Well, as you know, and as some of our list of know, started a new job which sees me.

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