Episode 118: Turtle Power

The Luke and Pete Show

Stak Production

Society & Culture, Comedian, Conversation, Luke Moore, Funny, Top Podcast, Interview, Comedy Interviews, Jokes, Comedians, Best Podcast, Pete Donaldson, Comedy, Personal Journals

4.9 • 1.8K Ratings

🗓️ 22 November 2018

⏱️ 30 minutes

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Summary

Luke once made up an impromptu dance to Partners in Kryme's seminal 1990 classic Turtle Power at a school disco with his mate John. There was absolutely no reason for it to happen. Meanwhile, Pete's been wandering around London looking for fences made from World War II stretchers - they're everywhere apparently.

Elsewhere on this episode there's time for near death experiences, the cleaning of a cat's anal glands, Pete's one man Bread-inspired stage show, and much, much more.

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0:20.8	Imagine sweeping through green fields, floating five feet above ground, sun on your face as you slide by, on track to your
0:35.0	there.
0:40.0	the care in the world as you simply lean back.
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1:05.0	Hello.
1:07.0	I've got a problem mate.
1:08.0	Oh God.
1:09.0	I've decided to start micro-dorsing.
1:10.0	Oh yeah, and right now?
1:12.0	Yeah, I'm off my nut. I'm not I'm not I'm not taking like because it's like
1:15.8	L. S. D. That people do or a tiny mushroom. They take a tiny bit of like kind of
1:20.0	psychoactive substances don't they in the morning and it helps them sort
1:23.3	will be more productive for the day but I've been drinking a pint of beer every
1:28.0	morning oh right and I keep falling like you might mat but even less healthy
1:31.8	he's hoping people don't micro dose this show.
1:35.0	Yeah, listen to the mall.
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