Episode 117 - Dick on Memory Rot
The Dick Show
Dick Masterson
4.7 • 1.3K Ratings
🗓️ 28 August 2018
⏱️ 142 minutes
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Summary
The Dick Show in S.A.P., envelope pushing hip hop in the 22nd century, when apologies don't matter, muscle memory rot and how I embarrassed myself at tennis, starting sentences with "so", fake compassion for celebrities and the ruling elite, back to school, a K-cup listener sends in an erotic rage, the Thousand Island Supreme call, "Mumkey Jones Stops a School Shooting", and a mystery jokester leaves a voicemail threatening Maddox's website; all that and more this week on The Dick Show!
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| 0:00.0 | Let's do an SAP version of the show. |
| 0:05.0 | DIC, DIC, DIC, DIC, you know? |
| 0:10.0 | Mexican verse. Go! You know? Mexican, first. |
| 0:14.0 | Go! |
| 0:20.0 | Oh! Oh! |
| 0:21.0 | Bienvenios a dick! |
| 0:24.0 | I want this dick necessary to |
| 0:26.0 | de-yama's a dick. |
| 0:28.0 | Here have us. |
| 0:30.0 | That's the program where |
| 0:31.0 | of all that that a contest. |
| 0:33.0 | I'm your maestro. |
| 0:35.0 | Ricardo, Masterson. |
| 0:37.0 | He's $20,000. |
| 0:40.0 | That's not possibly to demand |
| 0:43.0 | Oh, pretty good. |
| 0:46.0 | Grasias. |
| 0:47.0 | So I'm Mexican like Taco Bell, |
| 0:49.0 | Dorit's tacos. |
| 0:51.0 | With my, |
| 0:52.0 | always is the audio. With my |
| 0:55.0 | my go always is the audio in general audio |
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