You've never missed before, right?

I mean, it's just never happened.

I haven't missed today.

Mountain to high guy, the pre-fountain, he's good for scouting.

So having all that elk meat in the freezer

is more of a trophy for me than the antlers on the wall.

I can't eat the antlers, you know?

Not to be weird, there's a book called the five love languages

that all men should read to help your marriage

or if you just want to pick up chicks.

Hey, can I borrow some toilet paper?

Actually, just give me your bag of game bags,

because you obviously aren't going to use them.

After my divorce, I felt like I was this tall,

read the book.

Immediately I learned, it helps with dating.

It is a good book.

I've read the book, too.

It's good for picking up chicks.

Editing stuff on your computer at home takes a toll on your...

You got to sleep faster.

I thought it was what I do.

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