I was born ready, Terrence.

What's the craziest gymnastic trick you've ever done

to avoid getting caught?

You ever run from the police?

Yeah. You ever run from the police? Uh, yeah.

You ever run from any like school administrators, like principals?

Mrs. Turner, get your ass over here.

I mean, I skip school bunch, but I never got like caught red-handed.

Miss Turner, get your ass right over here right now.

But I did have to scale a building, a huddle house one time on a way softball trip because we had climbed up on top of the

huddle house next door to the hotel to smoke weed. Give me my keys

sir. I can't remember who it was that caught us, but they, I think it was one of the fucking moms,

them goddamn moms were outrageous.

It's helicopter moms with no jobs.

I didn't understand a mom that didn't work because my mom had about three jobs and these

bitches were living vicariously through their children up in all of our motherfucking business all the time.

You mean like a mom who's like constantly trying to set you up with other boys and like fix you up with a nice boy

uh... not me is it like a one it was like Amy Polar's character on Mean Girls?

She like...

Yeah, but really Redneck.

Like with monogramed boots and you know matching camoties.

That style. you know the the time.

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