Episode 116: Pete Assange

The Luke and Pete Show

Stak Production

Society & Culture, Comedian, Conversation, Luke Moore, Funny, Top Podcast, Interview, Comedy Interviews, Jokes, Comedians, Best Podcast, Pete Donaldson, Comedy, Personal Journals

4.9 • 1.8K Ratings

🗓️ 15 November 2018

⏱️ 30 minutes

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Summary

Pete has decided he'd quite like to visit the Japanese embassy, which is pretty handy as he's recently been cordially invited. Better pack the Ferrero Rocher. More details to follow on later episodes (hopefully), but Luke is keen to see him move in there permanently, preferably with the odd visit from Nigel Farage.

During this episode we also hear from Stewie Donaldson and his new best mate Crypto Dave (!), a woman actually carries out an urban myth, and we hear about a truly rare beast - a successful wikipedia edit.

There's plenty more where that came from too! Email us with your stories: [email protected]

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0:00.0	Attention at all passengers. You can now book your train tickets on Uber and get 10% back in Uber credits to spend on your next train journey.
0:11.0	So no excuses not to visit your in-laws this Christmas.
0:16.5	Trains now on Uber. T's and C's apply check the Uber app. And the How you doing? It's the little picture with cat from Red Dwarf. Wow, I can't know what I used to say.
0:41.0	Wow! I don't know what I used to say.
0:44.0	It's been voted off.
0:45.0	Um, strictly come dancing of course.
0:47.0	I hear he's not nice.
0:49.0	Do you?
0:50.0	Oh, Pete's Wicked Whicters already.
0:52.0	I know, right?
0:53.0	Peaks wicked whispered already.
0:55.0	So early in the show.
0:57.0	I know, yeah. I've heard bad reviews of him.
0:59.0	With these...
1:00.0	He fell out with his dancer, I think, didn't he?
1:02.0	With these receptions.
1:03.0	The ambassador's reception, you're spoiling us with these wicked whispers.
1:05.0	I am Luke Moore, this is the Luke and Pete show.
1:07.0	That man there taking his shirt off because he's already hot is Mr. Pete Diggery Donaldson.
1:14.0	The Japanese embassy got in touch with the guy who I do
1:18.2	abroad in Japan with Chris Broad and said I should visit the embassy.
1:22.3	I've had an official invite from the embassy of Japan.
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