Episode 116 - Dick on The Stolen RSS Feed
The Dick Show
Dick Masterson
4.7 • 1.3K Ratings
🗓️ 21 August 2018
⏱️ 145 minutes
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Summary
The story of how Maddox lost his RSS feed, more chat leaks, Dame Pesos reads a dramatic re-enactment, Fast Pass, the new Star Tours, and other ways in which Disneyland has been made even more worse, the Great Magnet, the MtG: Grand Pricks tournament, not-so-super glue, women and their garbage-selling parties, one-note jokesters, Hazencruz vs. The Cuck Sockers, The Laughing Loser, shooting turtles, my white father, Taco Locos, and how to spot a fake Mexican; all that and more this week on The Dick Show!
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| 0:00.0 | And if there's one thing this show is not it's prepared or forced. |
| 0:04.0 | That's true. Oh God. I tried to disguise me opening that beer. I don't know why. |
| 0:10.0 | Yeah. I've had a million beers on the show but I tried to hide this one right |
| 0:14.8 | people wouldn't hear that it's because like this one because you really need |
| 0:18.3 | it this one the other ones were show beers yeah Yeah, this one's a shame. |
| 0:22.8 | This is a shame beer. |
| 0:24.6 | Oh. |
| 0:27.4 | Presenting. |
| 0:28.0 | Oh God. |
| 0:30.0 | Dick. |
| 0:31.0 | Dick. Dick. Dick. Yeah! You got it. It's the show where everything is a contest coming to you live from a concrete bunker deep in the heart of a mountain in the city of failure. |
| 0:58.0 | I'm your host Dick Masterson, aka the 20 million dollar man, the un-suable 20 million dollar man, I think maybe I got a new one, |
| 1:08.0 | Sean. Oh, really? The greatest troll in the world. |
| 1:13.0 | We are grinning like the cat that ate the Armenian. |
| 1:18.0 | The Cheshire cat. |
| 1:21.0 | If the Cheshire cat fucked Maddox up the ass, this is the smile it would have right now. |
| 1:28.0 | When Maddox came home, opened the door and the Cheshire cat was fucking his girlfriend |
| 1:36.1 | on his Casper mattress, this is the smile he had in his face. |
| 1:40.3 | Ah! I'm a nice feed you have there be a shame if something would happen to it |
| 1:49.2 | instant classic instant classic with me as always is Sean the audio. |
| 1:54.0 | Hello Dick. |
| 1:55.0 | Hey, what's up, buddy? |
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