Well, with any luck, we will have spectacular sound, both on Periscope and YouTube.

Can somebody tell me if they can hear me?

Hope you can, well it looks like you can, good, good, good, good, let's see if this all

works out.

Now who texts me when they know that I'm about to go on Periscope?

Alright, let's talk about all the things, it's a wonderful day, might be one of the best

days ever, at least it's starting that way, because you're here with me, let me turn

off that phone.

Alright, everybody, are you ready for the best part of the day?

It's called the simultaneous step, and it happens now.

All you need is a cup of mug green.

Let me start, hold on, hold on, I'm going to completely back up.

Alright, don't text me when I'm starting, when I'm starting to Periscope, please.

So if anybody's listening to me and you're thinking, hey, you know what, it would be a

good time to text Scott, it would be exactly when he's starting the simultaneous step,

because I'm way too dumb to turn off my phone, it turns out, but I'm going to fix that

problem.

Alright, we've got multiple devices here, it's hard to coordinate.

Alright, we're restarting, serenity down.

How would you like to have the simultaneous step?

I know you would, and all you need is a cup of mug green glass of tanker, chelsea,

and a canteen drink of glass of esolventica, and fill it with your favorite liquid I like

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