Episode 115: These Are The Good Times

The Roundtable of Gentlemen

The Last Podcast Network

Ness, York, Current, Round, Ben, Kissel, Barnett, Beast, Loch, Radio, Cryptozoology, Comedy, Roundtable, New, Brain, Gentlemen, Murderfist, Table, Talk, Events, Kevin, Monster

4.9 • 2.1K Ratings

🗓️ 4 May 2015

⏱️ 61 minutes

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Summary

On this, the 115th episode of the Round Table: a woman discovers her dead husband is actually her father, a pygmy goat is raped, a miniature donkey is raped, and a radioactive pedophile is on the loose in Ireland, plus Julia Johns and The Burn writers Jesse Joyce and Benji Afalo in the Hut!

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0:00.0	Around table. Gentlemen! Let's broaden our minds!
0:05.0	Hello, gentlemen! A little more watch watch!
0:09.0	Fire at will!
0:13.0	Stand right, gentlemen!
0:15.0	Gentlemen of the...
0:16.0	What's the topic of discussion?
0:19.0	Civilities, gentlemen. Always civility.
0:24.0	Why?
0:26.0	Oh, yeah, you don't care.
0:29.0	Alright, everybody close your eyes. It's time for a guided meditation.
0:33.0	Oh, good.
0:34.0	Alright, you are just the tip of a penis, a virgin man,
0:39.0	finally entering a virginal woman for the first time.
0:42.0	She loves the Bible. She's into it, though.
0:45.0	She's saying, put it in my butt, fucking fucker,
0:48.0	and then he's like, do not curse in the Lord's world.
0:51.0	But then it goes in, and it's nice and warm.
0:54.0	Now your bongo, the gem-jong clown.
0:56.0	What?
0:57.0	I don't know.
0:58.0	You're an upside-down clown. He's high.
1:00.0	I'm trying to visualize what I'm saying, but it was real.
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