Man, you got some lovely hands here.

Do you moisturize?

I'm sorry.

I tried all sorts of brand of lotion.

I even went fragrance-free for a whole year.

Now, my sister, she uses, uh, uh, uh,

Alavira with a little sunscreen in it.

Yeah.

And ideally, speaking, we don't want you wear gloves

to board the bed.

But I found out that there would be a little evidence

in my social agenda, you know what I mean?

Oh, yeah.

Plus, I get a reaction from the camera.

TVTM.

Did you ever think that maybe there's

more to life than being really, really, really,

really, really, really ridiculously good-looking?

I am a male model, not a male prostitute.

Girls don't even wear that pants that tight.

I bet you'll suffocate and fit the pants.

Uh, you know what you are?

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