Episode 111 | The World is Full of Rats...and Porn

New Rory & MAL

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Music, Society & Culture, Comedy

4.8 • 7.2K Ratings

🗓️ 18 October 2022

⏱️ 98 minutes

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Summary

The guys are back after an eventful weekend. Mal treated his mom to the sake squirting bottle at Benihana and Rory went to Dave Chappelle’s midnight show. Meg the Stallion bodied her SNL hosting debut. The White King, Jack Harlow, will make his hosting debut next and we sure hope Rory is invited. Speaking of ongoing beef, Nicki and Lotto continue to trade insults at each other and Kanye chose Drink Champs (again) to take shots at the world. While they continue down a self-destructive path, Meek Mill finds himself befriending everyone again according to his timeline. Pleasing everyone can go too far (or just right) depending on who you’re asking. If you’re asking Congressional Candidate Mike Itkis, he’ll tell you the only logical solution is to upload your video to Pornhub to rally the vote. People keep leveling up the weirdness and our home, NYC, keeps getting dirtier. Rats are everywhere…and not just the subway ones. While rat behavior can lead to someone’s demise it can also lead to a bag. Jordan Poole signs a massive contract following the Draymond punch. LeBron and Bronny have no words for each other in a new Beats commercial and Kanye calls Meek a fed, + more!

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0:00.0	Star no shit
0:02.0	Yeah, I want to see is anyone gonna start with a little sugar. I would have no problem with the fucking
0:05.8	I don't want to make it don't have way in Julian. This is the halfway point. Yeah, go to there
0:11.0	Look at Michael crazy
0:13.6	No, we not
0:17.2	Yeah, Mike the box. This is Mike's the money somebody somebody did this for votes
0:22.5	Yeah, no, we're trying to get a bang out everybody know we pushing a pound
0:28.1	Yeah, hey, I go in walking a minute fully in charge on the boss of the business
0:31.9	And it's a problem ain't called nobody the head is already written. I come from the heart of the city
0:36.1	I was all the way in on my job to bang a wienic. My T. R. R.
0:40.0	Working to a new episode of the new world real mall podcast I am all I'm worried and we are back
0:45.6	We're worried how you feeling having seen you in a while, man. You look different. I felt good until you made me think
0:50.9	How my tone and energy is I feel fucking great man. Oh, yeah, man shit. Yeah, life is great
0:56.3	Yeah, life is great life is good right? I didn't how you doing great Julian. How you doing great? All right good
1:02.8	I love the energy in the room. I'm cool everywhere except on the red. Yeah, fantastic
1:08.2	No, you're a star on red. Um
1:11.0	We had some time off we had it we had it we had about a week off
1:15.2	Went down see my family went down to Virginia to see my mom for a birthday happy birthday mom love you
1:19.9	Yeah, oh, so I did that scene the family then I came back to New York and well don't skip over that what what was the birthday plans what just dinner?
1:26.7	What okay, like just had just had a birthday dinner?
1:29.3	Mm-hmm. Um, so it was my sister my nephew any honours, but what what what are we talking about?
1:33.6	No, no, you called a shrimp. I can't I can't take mom's not
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