Stick this in your ear.

The number one, the number one internet shock radio network.

Shock me, shock me, shock me with that genius behavior.

Renegate Talk Radio.

Welcome Renegade Nation, Renegate Talk Radio.

Where we don't sugarcoat with biscuits and gravy.

We don't sugarcoat anything.

We have a very important announcement to make.

I'm not gay.

Either am I.

This is called The Spam Show with Richie and Sammy.

We're going to talk to you about spammers, and also we have special guests coming in tomorrow night.

Yes, we do.

And it's going to be really, really exciting

for both of us here and you two in the audience. And I'm so glad that we only have two mics.

And we only have two mics, so they have to sit right beside us on my lap. Okay, so what are their names?

The porn stars. Randy and Christina. Oh, I love Randy. I like Randy and Richie. What a PRR and R.

Oh. What a. Hi, baby. I can't wait. I can't wait to smell you. You know, Christina has these really beautifully bright blue eyes that just, you just like, you're like, damn. Really? I can't wait to see them again. You don't remember her, do you? I remember the pictures.

I don't remember her.

How do you not remember that interview?

That was fun. I know. No, I listened to the interview. It was really, really good. Anyway, Renegade Nation, we're going to have two major porn stars in studio tomorrow, and they are, what else? They do bondage. And they do bondage, too. So fetish bondage, which right out my alley, baby.

And they are dirty.

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