Hello and welcome to another guest, podcast, the one true chapter by chapter podcast going through Song of Ice and Fire one chapter a week.

I'm one of your host Jeff, better known as Bernie B. Fish.

And I'm your other host, Emmett, better known as Poor Quentin.

And welcome to the 111 episode of the Nata cast titled Turncloak, an analysis of a

classic King's Theon 3, in which Theon Greyjoy descends through the first five layers

of hell, takes a look around and decides that the fifth layer, well, just isn't deep enough.

He's going for that magical sixth layer.

Makes me think of when a bunch of characters in the Simpsons are digging a giant hole and you see

him at the bottom and then you hear Chief Wickham go, now, now dig up, stupid. That's this chapter.

So, as always, this episode is brought to you by our small council, our hand of the king, wolfman, Zach, Grand Master Timbob, Lord

Commander of Kingsguard, Mark N. Lord Travis, Master of Ships, and Ward of the Waves.

Sir Keith J. Master of Whispers. Lord Philip the Merciful, Master of Laws. Archbacher June,

heel of the lesser poxes. Ragged Michael, Ward of the North, Nelson Hammer, Prince

of Dragon, Scone, Scarlet the Other Red woman and mistress of whisperers Lord Micah Ward of the West of the

Crackens Bay Lord James the Jim that was promised the high beard of priest Lord Jake

assistant to the hand of the king ladies Zid of Lirium Hedrigal cap of the airship

arrogance his gracious high inquisters Sir Frank B Sir Jasper the Cruel the King's

Justice Lawrence Prince of Dorn, Kelly, worthy, and mistress

of old Bay of Crabbs, Stephen the Steadfast, Master of Hounds, the Blue Winter Rose, Night of Highgarden,

Lady Stephanie, Laura Namas, Lord Carlos, Lord Andrew the Restless, the priest of the drowned god,

the Kings Cook, Noli, Oly, Master of Canoli, Sir Sorcedalekah, Prince Matthew of House Targary and proud, soy boy of Summerhaled Defender the Fifth Book and Swing, Dancing, Dragons, Sir K.W. Dent, Elsie the Blackwood Guard and Batman of the Seven Kingdoms. Lord, Pension for Nogynote, The Redmond, The Deities, and Gentle Dems. Lord, Quint, Esquire, Master of Absolutely Positively, not serving against a spy for several unnamed high

lords and lays in order to further the secret black fire style conspiracy to overthrow the

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