Episode #11 - A Recipe for Destruction

The Church of What's Happening Now: The New Testament

Joey Coco Diaz

Joey, Comedy, Diaz, Music, Tv & Film

4.8 • 18.6K Ratings

🗓️ 14 November 2023

⏱️ 103 minutes

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Summary

So here I am in Baltimore, with the small 20 in my pocket, a half-a-joint, and four cigarettes...

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0:00.0	I've had it with all of you.
0:03.4	All right, that's good.
0:06.3	It's over there.
0:07.4	Before you come back down here and drive me crazy.
0:10.1	Thank everything.
0:10.8	Check everything.
0:11.5	You're worst in George.
0:14.6	Come on Terry, come on. Just get the phone that we would go check.
0:18.6	The phone, I'm going to call you.
0:24.0	Don't get her started, please. Let her go upstairs already.
0:26.0	I almost got rid of it now you want to play phone games.
0:38.0	I thought you were looking for it.
0:40.0	You're another fucking genius.
0:42.0	I'm trying to get rid of these people and you know what
0:45.2	doctors you go to what he just had a foot in a fucking car. Why are you bothering
0:50.5	these people? Because I don't, you're trying to be helpful.
0:55.0	Listen, you want to be helpful, join a convent.
0:59.0	Go to fuck inside Ghana,
1:01.0	if you do, if you want to be helpful. I got a policy and big trenches or something.
1:03.7	That's what you do if you want to be helpful,
1:05.4	but some of these people,
1:06.9	just mind your business.
	...

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