Attention at all passengers. You can now book your train tickets on Uber and get 10% back in Uber credits to spend on your next train journey.

So no excuses not to visit your in-laws this Christmas.

Trains now on Uber. T's and C's apply check the Uber app.

You know when you're stiffly and you can't breathe through your nose so you breathe just through your mouth?

This shows like that. It's like breathing through your mouth and then tasting the world on your tongue and then closing your mouth and then

and then swallowing the goodness of the world

and then not choking and then being at one with the universe.

A drift with Jeff Lloyd Annabel Port. Hello.

We'll keep this brief this week because you're not feeling very well are you?

Oh, well not too brief.

Okay, that not too great. No, no, I mean...

That's the end.

But your little poorly?

I'm a little bit, yeah, under the wind.

I'm sorry to hear it.

I've had a dickey tell me myself.

You have, you tell me myself.

Yeah, yeah.

And my body does that thing where it lets out Sulfuric burps for a few days just to let me know what's come in.

And then what's coming came today and it wasn't good.

I almost had to get off public transport a stop early, but I managed to make it to where I was going and then as soon as I popped up out of the London underground, I was straight into a big branch of top shop.

So it wasn't a Myland incident.

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