Episode 108: Crows 2 - Humans 0

Cognitive Dissonance

Tom Curry

Comedy

4.8 • 4.4K Ratings

🗓️ 22 July 2013

⏱️ 74 minutes

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Summary

Tea Party Leader Compares Immigration to the Alamo, Alien Invasion in Independence Day Satanists claim they've turned Westboro founder's dead mom gay Libya's women's football team banned from major tournament Boko Haram leader calls for more schools attacks after dorm killings Woman raped in Dubai jailed for 'sex outside marriage' The View Hires Notorious Anti-Vaxxer Jenny McCarthy A DANGEROUS "VIEW" Psychic Char Margolis fail on WGN Morning News 23-yr-old engineer ends life. Reason: A crow sat on his head Herd Mentality

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0:55.0	So your show is not that bad. All right, bye.
1:00.0	There are Christians that get Christians are so offended by gay porn,
1:06.0	and maybe they should quit looking at it so frequently.
1:20.0	Be advised that this show is not for children, the faint of heart, or the easily offended.
1:25.0	The explicit tag is there for a reason.
1:30.0	This is cognitive dissonance. Every episode we blast anyone who gets in our way,
1:56.0	we bring critical thinking skepticism and irreverence to any topic that makes the news makes it big or makes us mad.
2:04.0	It's skeptical, it's political, and there is no welcome Matt.
2:10.0	This is episode 109, the liver calluses.
2:14.0	No, it's not. No, it's not. It's not on the thing. You're fucking with me.
2:18.0	It's 108. We're what?
2:20.0	Yes. I got you.
2:23.0	You take such great pleasure.
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