You and I tuned into the frying pan

To deep-dish, my day-to-day party pass

Put into the oven so you don't have to

Add dressing that must be on the ice

You might have tuned into the frying pan

You might have tuned into the frying pan

You might have tuned into the frying pan

Hello, hello, hello, and welcome back to the broadcast

Sorry, it's been really long

It's been like three weeks or something

Since we've put out an episode

And I apologize for my fault

I was sick, all kinds of things

I went down to visit Baby Fraudin

And college

Last weekend

And he goes to Virginia Tech and they have this thing

Called the hokey plague

Which is, you know, everybody getting sick

And the dorms and stuff

And he had that

And I think I picked something up from him

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