What up y'all happy gobble gobble gobble week bjotch. I don't know. I said bjotch just seemed to flow there anyways before we get in this podcast with the iceman himself stopping by in studio couple dates for you guys Tuesday night locally in Los Angeles. I'm at the comedy store with some killers.

Callin Chris DeLia much other talented comics that is Tuesday night the comedy store that thing might be sold out so pre thanks given show.

But on the road road dog here next week next Friday and Saturday I'm in New York City I'm excited for this one Gotham comedy club New York two shows Friday two shows Saturday those are almost sold out get your tickets right now New York City after that I'm in New Mexico I realize New Mexico is a big ass state.

It's right outside of Albuquerque basically Albuquerque New Mexico I'm going to casino there right outside of Albuquerque December 7th and 8th get your tickets now two shows Friday two shows Saturday.

And then just announced December 28th and 29th I'm at the ice house in Pasadena it's going to be me and some talented friends who will be doing that show at the ice house in Pasadena to get ready for my comedy special which is January 19th in San Diego.

My comedy special for my one hour for show time it goes down January 19th two shows both those shows this crazy to even say this are almost sold out most tickets I've ever sold so get your tickets now that is Sandy your California January 19th spread calls theater I will see you guys there.

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