If they care at all about their children or grandchildren, sometimes I doubt that.

I think, you know, grandchildren now don't write a thank you for the Christmas

presents. They're walking on their pants, so they're capped on bifers, listening to the

animal man, and Snoopy Snoopy pooped dog, and they don't like them.

T-B-T-L!

Well, I don't know if that's going to happen here on this Monday afternoon edition of T-B-T-L,

but I can tell you, we've got all kinds of fun in store for you.

It's like I'm walking on sunshine.

My name is Luke Burbank. I'm your host, weighing in at 188 pounds.

You know, you've got to eat that microphone.

Yeah, well, maybe if all I'd eaten over the weekend, where microphones would be a

different story. Unfortunately, it was cheap weekend,

cheap kind. It was poor decisions were made. We'll get into that in a moment.

This is episode 160 in a collector's series.

Hi, this is Luke's mom, Susie, coming tonight on T-B-T-L.

We will talk to the fabulous, wonderful, hilarious,

Teresa Strosser. You're like the coolest person I've ever met.

About her life in the media, also her book she wrote,

exploiting my baby, which they were trying to

develop into a TV show. We'll find out what the heck happened with all of that.

Also, we'll take a look at this Tupac Tupac.

Are they calling them Tupac? I sound like my radio co-host when I say that kind of a thing.

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