Seriously, Lana, call Kenny Loggins, because you're in the danger zone from Top Gun.

T-B-T-L!

Yes, you have entered.

A Thursday afternoon edition of T-B-T-L, this is the show that's probably too beautiful to live.

There's blowing through nap time, aren't we?

Quite literally this afternoon, that's right.

Both producer Andrew and I, starting to drag a little bit, but that's all right.

That's all right. We got this, as Jen would say, energy, energy, energy.

So here we go, this episode, 1,000 and 58 in a collector's series.

It's okay!

I'm weighing in at 187 pounds.

We've got a variety of things we'd like to discuss with you.

Hi, this is Luke's Mom Suzy coming tonight on T-B-T-L.

We've had some information sent our way regarding Andrews McDonald's tapes,

which I'm still pretty sure he imagined, but the listeners are humoring him

and sending in all kinds of suggestions.

So we'll find out what's going on. That also turns out we're only borderline racist.

So put that in your Indian pipe and smoke it.

Oh, now we're fully racist.

Okay, just wanted to remove all doubt.

Also, we have news that has me thinking in a surprisingly positive way

about one axle rose.

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