It's all coming back to me, oh my God.

I slept on her whole dog bed stuffed with wigs.

I watched a prostitute stab a clown,

a basketball who was a ribcage, a ribcage.

I seen a blind guy bite a police horse,

a puppy committed suicide after he saw a bathroom.

I once fitted to a burrito when it was a child shooting.

I seen a hooker in a tire,

a pack of wild dogs took over and successfully ran to win these.

There's so many people stole my skateboard.

The presence I lived in was named at the Zachary Taylor.

Generally considered to be one of the worst presidents of all time.

I once saw a baby give another baby a tattoo.

They were very drunk.

TVTM.

It was in fact an exciting weekend.

And here we are on a Monday afternoon to report back on all of it.

Yes, friends, it's another edition of TVTL,

the show that's probably too beautiful to live.

I'm a professional. Look it up in the book.

My name is Luke Burbank. I'm your host.

I this episode, one thousand and fifty-five in a collector's seat.

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