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TBTL: Too Beautiful To Live

Episode #1054: Save Sean's Plant!

TBTL: Too Beautiful To Live

TBTL

Comedy, Leisure

4.82.4K Ratings

🗓️ 6 April 2012

⏱️ 52 minutes

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Summary

Sean's plant is suffering from a mysterious illness and he doesn't know what to do about it.

Transcript

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0:00.0

You know what, dude? We can make a lot of money on this.

0:02.8

If you're making these out of thin air, I mean, there's no overhead. We're gonna be rich.

0:06.0

Oh my God. One hundo a day, both a bus, five hundo a week. That's rich.

0:11.2

Shuddered.

0:12.0

Ooma! Ooma! Ooma! Ooma! TVTL!

0:22.5

Rich with hilarious and entertaining radio moments. That's what's gonna happen right here on this Friday afternoon addition.

0:29.8

Of TVTL. This is the show that's probably too beautiful to live.

0:33.8

I'm just sitting there on my iPod.

0:36.8

My name is Luke Burbank. I'm your host, this is episode one,

0:39.8

1054 in a collector's series.

0:42.8

Oh, you're gonna love the lift and tweeter out of this.

0:46.8

We so much, so much stuff to talk about with you here on this Friday.

0:52.8

Hi, this is Luke's Mom Sousie coming tonight on TVTL.

0:57.3

We have to talk about Kevin, which is the name for some reason I've given to a sickly plant that lives at the home of Japan's number one mixer.

1:03.8

Mr. Sean Ditori.

1:04.8

To save the tree, what we used to do at Seattle, we'd cut it down by once every 15 years, let it grow back up.

1:10.8

That's one option that we're pursuing.

1:13.8

We will hear about Sean's plant problems and we'll try to come up with the best fix that we can.

1:19.8

Speaking of Sean Ditori, Japan's number one mixer.

1:22.8

Honey badger don't care. Honey badger smacks the shit out of it.

1:26.8

Hi Sean.

1:28.8

Hey, how's it going?

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