Episode #1052: – Luke Burbank, Enemy of Moss

TBTL: Too Beautiful To Live

TBTL

Comedy, Leisure

4.8 • 2.4K Ratings

🗓️ 4 April 2012

⏱️ 43 minutes

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Summary

Luke has a run-in with his neighbor over the apparently toxic substance he wants to use to kill some moss in his yard.

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0:00.0	Mr. Burns, before I leave, I got a few things to get off my chest.
0:05.0	One, I like the new microwave in the break room.
0:08.0	Just push popcorn. You don't have to know how long.
0:10.0	Two, replacing us with robots, it's hardest and despicable.
0:14.0	Three, I want a farewell party with a caricature artist.
0:17.0	You know, it's something both kids and adults can enjoy.
0:20.0	So to sum up, nicely done, we hate you and food for thought.
0:25.0	Well, here's some more food for thought coming your way via a Thursday.
0:36.0	Or is this a Wednesday? Time flies when you're having fun.
0:39.0	A Wednesday afternoon edition of TVTL.
0:43.0	I should be in this post.
0:45.0	My name is Luke Burbank. I'm your host, weighing in at 185 pounds.
0:49.0	Hey, what happened?
0:51.0	I've been eating better. That's what happened.
0:54.0	Holy shit snacks.
0:56.0	Yes, that is what a lot of what I've been eating tastes like.
0:59.0	But good news is I'm down to 185 pounds and very, very excited about that.
1:06.0	Very excited about today's show, which is episode 1,052 in a collector's series.
1:11.0	Hi, this is Luke's mom, Susie, coming tonight on TVTL.
1:16.0	You know, this show has had some, I don't know, some changes made to it over the last month or so.
1:24.0	Bro, hand it up.
1:25.0	Yes, in fact, we are two bros growing it up.
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