Episode #1051: One And A Half Men !
TBTL: Too Beautiful To Live
TBTL
4.8 • 2.4K Ratings
🗓️ 3 April 2012
⏱️ 67 minutes
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Summary
Luke and Andrew discuss the merits of cats, national anthems, and female television programs.
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| 0:00.0 | I'm the spot. I'm Dr. C. Brue and I'm joined today by Jan and Wayne Schuyler. Today's subject |
| 0:09.6 | is to talk about being married. How come it's so hard to be married? |
| 0:16.8 | Healthy marriage is both having outside hobbies. For example, Jan does a lot of gardening. |
| 0:21.3 | She's in the thicket patch and the briar bush and I find them all throughout my underwear |
| 0:25.9 | drawer and it hurts me very much and it's hard to get close to her. |
| 0:29.7 | So it makes it a challenge. It's more of a deterrent for Wayne to keep him out of my business. |
| 0:34.5 | T-B-T-L! |
| 0:41.9 | Hey everybody, welcome to a Tuesday afternoon edition of T-B-T-L. This is the show that's |
| 0:47.0 | probably too beautiful to live. Hey, what happened? My name is Luke Burbank. I'm your host |
| 0:52.6 | weighing in at 187 pounds. I've lost hundreds of pounds and gained hundreds of |
| 0:56.6 | confidence. That is right. Down a couple of pounds from yesterday. Very exciting. This is |
| 1:01.0 | episode one thousand and fifty-one in a collector series. Hi, this is Luke's mom |
| 1:06.9 | Suzy coming tonight on T-B-T-L. A band performed the national anthem before the |
| 1:14.1 | college basketball championship last night and it's being it's being heralded |
| 1:19.7 | really as one of the worst performances ever of the national anthem. We'll take a listen |
| 1:24.7 | and decide what we think about it also. I think we can all agree that it's a great time to be a |
| 1:29.0 | lady in America. Although maybe less so because of the comments from one of the producers of |
| 1:35.9 | two and a half men. He's in big trouble for saying there are too many lady focused TV shows. |
| 1:43.5 | Andrew and I will square off on that topic and it will also give us a chance to come up with a |
| 1:48.8 | title for this new segment wherein he and I a couple of guys talk about lady stuff. |
| 1:55.9 | So we'll debate that in a moment then also. It's time for cat massage. |
| 2:01.6 | I think I finally found definitive proof that cats are a vastly inferior animal to dogs. |
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